i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun
Snape: ...Up to something.
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
Sounds like playing with your food…
No, Hannibal, they said *don’t* break the skin. Oh, goddammit, Hannibal.
After Supernatural ends I want Jensen to star in some stylish fancy law drama or smth just to rock the suits every episode and get the damn Emmies.